Jeremy gave me a variety pack of 6 gourmet popcorn for Christmas.

A: Hey, I can make it the twelve days of Christmas.
J: You’re only going to eat half of one each day?
A: Yes.
J: I don’t think so.

By the end of the day….

A: Well, that’s one gone. I guess I didn’t do too well today.
J: I think we’re looking at about 2 1/2 days of Christmas.

Mwa-wa-wa-waaaaa.

For the record, I haven’t eaten any since Thursday, because we left for Maine first thing Friday.

We hope you all had a wonderful Christmas!